Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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