the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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