Just fell off a train. Bad.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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