I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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