she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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