Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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