i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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