stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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