How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
