At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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