Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I got inside last night via doggy door
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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