Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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