So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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