ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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