i will never coherently bang her
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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