he wants to bone in the snuggie
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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