I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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