I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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