doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Holy sore nipples Batman
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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