A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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