i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You made out with two different species that night
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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