An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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