gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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