are you still at the devil's house?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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