So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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