Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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