I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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