This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Randomize
