She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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