Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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