can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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