So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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