Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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