You're completely useless in the revolution.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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