so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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