plz talk dirty to me
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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