I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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