I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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