She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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