My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You did what with his pubic hair?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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