I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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