I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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