I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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