Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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