we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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