I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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