google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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