I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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