I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
