i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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