Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I need help removing her.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
