I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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