hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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