marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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