So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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