I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
This is my life. Enjoy the view
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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