so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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